Let the wild rumpus start

sodamnrelatable:

When you were little:

When your older:

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

itsrainingblogs:

So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”

My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

your sister is going to get fucking murdered

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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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sarcastiel:

I mean okay the guy is a lil’ creeper from the start

But then what the hell

no wait pls

whAT THE HECK IS THAT FLAPS OF SKIN HANGING OFF YOU AND STUFF

*HEART-A-STROKE*

SWEET JESUS SPARE ME

NO MORE OKAY

I REPENT

I CAN’T TAKE ANYMO——- aww look at that lil’ face

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